The guy with the straw-like white cockatiel hair is Ricky Bullit. He was the step-brother of one of my friends back in the day. Ricky wore his glam-rock garb on a daily basis and talked in a high-pitched voice about protein-packing his hair (in my opinion he should have done it more often) and his tight, zebra-print pants. He was last seen getting on the #32 bus in front of the Shari’s restaurant in Vancouver, yelling in his high-pitched voice, “suck my cock, bitch!” presumably at the Shari’s waitress he’d just stiffed for his coconut cream pie.
I don’t know Ricky’s real last name, but Bullit works well. His other band members appear to be: Joe Perry from Aerosmith, the drummer from the Spin Doctors, and a zombie with bad posture. They have another publicity shot with their logo a bit larger and their slogan, which is “The gun sight is set on LA. Let the bullets fly in ‘95” or some other nonsense. A google search for “Blood and Bullets” ensures that LA didn’t suffer too much from the hail of protein pack these four guys flung on it. I’m guessing the zombie carved out a niche for himself stocking the Halloween section of Party Factory, the drummer from Spin Doctors is now an accountant, and Ricky huffs gold paint on Hollywood Boulevard when he isn’t weeping bitterly (over what could have been) next to Motley Crue’s star on the walk of fame. And we all know what Joe’s been doing. That’s right, he’s been recording terribly pussy ballads with Mick Jagger’s mouthier brother.
I don’t know Ricky’s real last name, but Bullit works well. His other band members appear to be: Joe Perry from Aerosmith, the drummer from the Spin Doctors, and a zombie with bad posture. They have another publicity shot with their logo a bit larger and their slogan, which is “The gun sight is set on LA. Let the bullets fly in ‘95” or some other nonsense. A google search for “Blood and Bullets” ensures that LA didn’t suffer too much from the hail of protein pack these four guys flung on it. I’m guessing the zombie carved out a niche for himself stocking the Halloween section of Party Factory, the drummer from Spin Doctors is now an accountant, and Ricky huffs gold paint on Hollywood Boulevard when he isn’t weeping bitterly (over what could have been) next to Motley Crue’s star on the walk of fame. And we all know what Joe’s been doing. That’s right, he’s been recording terribly pussy ballads with Mick Jagger’s mouthier brother.
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