Friday, September 21, 2007

Farts, Santa Claus, and Old Women

My friend Andy's grandmother likes farts and Santa Claus. So when Andy got her a farting Santa for Christmas, she was understandably excited. He was visiting her at the nursing home she lives in, along with his mother and his aunt at the time. His aunt kept punctuating everything she said with "but don't worry about me" in a really loud voice.

Finally another elderly lady turned her eyes away from watching the 700 Club and said "I'm sure not gonna worry about you, so shut the hell up!"

I love old women. Like this one: http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=10449

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