It's like a fortune cookie of sorts...

Some tool at my work (a temp) was recently dismissed in a somewhat amusing manner: he had gotten in trouble with the supervisor the day before for not bothering to look at his parts before they were boxed – thus we might have been shipping boxes of parts with two lefts, bad trims, etc. He decided to exact his revenge (revenge for getting in trouble for being a slacker?) by spending the next day happily practicing his cursive by spelling four letter words in hot glue on the boxes before sealing them. His remarkable display of penmanship was discovered only because our shipping guy had to open a box to check that the installation kit was included. Needless to say, he was let go. At least he didn’t pee in the hand soap – which has also happened. My co-worker Derek suggested we glue nice messages in the boxes, like "your hair looks great today" or "you're really something." I think this would be awesome!